anonymous requested: (generation kill) brad’s insults [1/3]
raypersoning requested — brad/ray, song “heaven’s gonna wait” by hedley
Sick day GK rewatch. Fuck yeah.
'Cause we're just two bodies with just one heart,
We're just one body that one day fell apart
bbs, y u do dis to me?
Please just kiss, and put me out of my frustrated misery.
……Besides, who else makes Brad smile like that?
I’m not really expecting an answer to the question, because there really is only one correct response.
TROMBLEY: Hey, Person, didn’t your mom put your picture up on the Wal-Mart Wall of Heroes?
RAY: Yep. My grandma did when I went to Afghanistan. I’m on the Nevada, Missouri Wal-Mart Wall of Heroes. Even got my dress blues on.
BRAD: If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her.
RAY: Technically speaking, Brad, but didn’t your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption?
BRAD: Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper-middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than two thousand years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a Whiskey Tango trailer park by a bowlegged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver.
Husbands. Totally husbands. I will accept no other conclusions.